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Hey all you nosepickers out there in cyber-land!
You have obviously wandered into the utterly pointless
Nose Page!

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Click here if you are offended by the noses.		Click here if you think eyes are better than noses.
Can't see any NOSES over there? <----------- you really can't see 'em? Then click here.		No more North Pole weather? hmmm. BARROW, ALASKA is close enough, in'it?

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Here's my old guest book from GeoCities, in case you're interested...

Where am I? How did I get here? How do I get out????? Here is a satellite image of (part of) Philadelphia, the wonderful garbage dump where I live...

Some really strange things people think are sexy these days...

Yay! I registered a domain name a rather long time ago... at this site.
A rather shorter time ago, I moved it to the servers of my new host, since for some reason they insist on chraging extra for a redirect to another server.

Hey kids! REALLY GREAT BEER! Monk's Cafe.

What's the weather like where the Bnib is? The National Weather Service's current conditions for Philadelphia. Weather.com's current conditions for Philadelphia. lynxes???????? Yep. I smell Lynxes up there! Click the lynx for Links to places I like...

Good morning! The sun is up. I must sleep. BONUS: Click Here to see Sue Snib's page. BONUS2: Click Here to read the story of the Teeny Tiny Tinny Robots. BONUS3: Click Here to visit the all nude Wooden Thomas site!!! Here's something kind of interesting. It's a list of sites that (to my knowledge) currently link me: hate the mainstream wooden thomas the dan clan jon's news the instigator artcityrocker robert duhaime john's crawlspace 9600bps.com diggiemoon.com dark secret love the adversary losers! losers.org

snails????? You know they say if you sneeze with your eyes open they'll pop right out of your head ...ah....ah.....ahh.... AH CHOOOOO sniff oh scuze me... I'm kind of allergic to snails.... Once upon a time I was at a friend's house where I had the priveledge of dumping the litter box in the trash. I went to open the trash bag and all these BIG fuggin maggots came crawling out at me! Hmmm. Maggots! Life goes on... snails (above)

I was posting dreams on my site for a while. I only put three of them up, and one of somebody else's. If you would like YOUR dream posted, email me at this address and we'll see what we can do. And to read my dreams, including my crazy flu-induced dream, click here.
To read the Special Guest dream, click HERE.

Good Night, and Good Luck!

Click here to send me some EEEEEEEEE mail!
Um... hi! You are very near the bottom of the page!
No, your eyes do not deceive you; there really ARE a lot of noses here!

Compulsive Cut and Paste HTML page! Click it! Click it! Fun! Fun! Fun!

I decided to move the link to the USA listings of Medical Research Testing Centers back down here for undisclosed reasons. If you want to get paid to do drugs, or if you just want to know about it, just click on the extra wide Bnib below and there you go! Right here right now:The International listings!

No, your eyes do not deceive you. There are a lot of NOSES here:
Pick one.

Unless of course you would prefer

a little eyeball!