Here is Wooden Thomas looking very nifty 50s-style at a R-U-B-U-L-A-D party. I was not there for the occasion.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is some cover art from the recent release "Precious Missing" Wooden Thomas's latest:

Finally, here I am getting some more mileage out of my Reeses Peanut Butter Cup shirt. That's Linda Hagood there to my right. I was very drunk on absinthe that night. In fact, I don't remember this picture being taken or even that she was there! Word is I knew exactly who she was and remembered her name even though I had only met her once and that was 8 years ago. I'd say I look similar to the picture of the woman on the inside cover of Black Sabbath's 'We Sold Our Soul For Rock & Roll'. ie kind of dead. I looked for the picture online but did not find it. In contrast, she looks quite lovely! I think I look like shit but someone who saw it said 'it definitely rates as a good time party picture' so I decided to actually post it online.

carry on...